Relax (Abuja)

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any- Albert Marcauley Protected content
He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume- Nelson Mandela Protected content
He who completely unwrap moimoi and gala b4 eating cannot keep a secret- Abraham Lincoln Protected content
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything- William Shakespear Protected content
Anyone who graduate without expiriencing strike, has never been to Nigeria- Lord Lugard Protected content
He who refuse to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist- Martin Luther King jnr Protected content
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder- Michael Faraday Protected content
Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty- Queen Elizabeth Protected content
He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry- Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe Protected content
No matter how hot ur temper is it cannot cook yam- Goodluck Jonathan Protected content
Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or Needs Jesus Badly- Protected content Obama Protected content .