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Police- Are u married? Sardar- Yeah, With a women! Police(angrily)- Did u heard any one ...married a man? Sardr- Yeah, My Sister.
Between directors: - You look sad! What happened? - My wife did it to me. She hired a new secretary for me. - Blonde or brunette? - Bald!
F.B.I. are hiring new people The F.B.I. are hiring new people. Jim goes to the first and they say to him: - Take this gun, go in that room and kill your wife. - No way! And he leaves. Next is Bill. He takes the gun goes in the room and gets out and says: - My wife is more important that this job, and leaves. The last one is Tim. He takes the gun, goes inside and after 2 minutes some shoot guns, some slamming and screams come from the room. After a while the man gets out the room with blood all over and says: - Who is that stupid mother fucker that gave me a gun with fake bullets? I had to kill her with the chair...