Are you embarrassed about your old, stinky couch with inexplicable stains? Does no one want to Netflix and chill with you because they would have to sit on the floor?
Well, today is your lucky day because I am selling my beautiful, envy-inducing couch for the low price of 350,000 pesos!
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You read the right -- a wonderful, dark brown couch that seats 4 wide rumps for only 350,000 pesos!!!!!
Now at this point, you’re probably wondering why this couch is so cheap (especially since I bought it less than 6 months ago.) To be honest, a few stitches came out and I want to get rid of it quickly because I have a new couch.
And if you act now, I will throw in three matching pillows and a matching ottoman for free!!!!
This couch is perfect for: -Watching TV -Eating -Not letting your feet touch hot lava -Hanging curtains -Slowly but smoothly resting your arm on your date’s shoulder while watching a documentary because you both want to seem “interesting and educated.”
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