Hello, I really want to get in on the ground floor of a multi-level marketing scheme. And I mean ground floor. I want to start at the very bottom of the pyramid. That's the best place to be, right? I heard this website has lots of people looking for marketers like me. I can join ASAP, just looking for the best pyramid scheme I can find and I hope to stay at the very bottom. I have 0 years of experience in MLM, I don't know anything about it, and I have never Googled it or conducted any due diligence whatsoever, so I am the perfect candidate.