Do you speak english? (Muscat)

:) reading jokes which can make me laughing out loud is my favorite...
and here is one I found hilarious.... :)

+ Do you speak english?
- Yes
+ Name ?
- Abdul Al-Rashid
+ Sex?
- Three to five times a week
+ No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel
+ Hoy cow!!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general
+ isn't it hostile?
- Yes, horse style, any style
+ oh dear !!!!
- No, no! deer run too fast....