free Louvre tour anyone?! (Paris)

Hi, I'm in Europe for a short time only and would love it if somebody wanted to hang out with me in Paris for a day (either the 29th, 30th or 31st Jan). I can't come all this way and not visit Paris! I'll have a rental car to get around, but would love to hang out with a expat, and be shown some of the monuments, most definitely including the Louvre. I'd pay for any tickets and meals... go on, you know you want to, it will be fun! ;)