Who Wants to Join Me in My Most Delicious and Legendary Plan?

I propose a delicious getaway to La Barca, one of my favorite restaurants (I confess, I've been happier here than on many birthdays!). Why La Barca? Because it's the culinary temple of the Paseo Marítimo, famous for its fish, seafood, and meat, paellas that would make any Valencian cry with emotion, and a terrace overlooking the Mediterranean that looks even better than your ex's. The service, by the way, is simply spectacular: waiters so attentive that they make you feel more pampered than the protagonist of “La Casa de Papel.”

But be warned: it's always packed. Tables here are reserved with Swiss watch precision, because if you say “maybe there will be three or four of us...,” we'll end up dining next to the beach with a cooler. So we need the exact number of diners to make the reservation and not end up dining on the hood of the car.

Prepare your stomachs, leave your diet at home, and answer the key question:
Would you prefer LUNCH or DINNER?
(Warning: I only make reservations based on the answers... those who don't answer get no dessert and no selfie).

Anyone who comes and doesn't enjoy themselves, let us know so we can put up a statue of them on the boardwalk!

— I look forward to your answers and your desire to enjoy yourselves like gastronomic pirates.