Funny Taxi experiences? (Kuala Lumpur)

I'm just wondering what others thoughts and experiences are on this.

I have to make regular use of taxi's to get to work and to get around (when not traveling with my wife) I have met a bunch of characters Good/ Bad and Funny.

So starting the ball rolling.....

One time after getting to a cab heading to work (after getting of the train) The Driver starts complaining about Other Taxi drivers.

One other time, I booked a cab via My Teksi, I'm watching this guy on GPS trying to get to me (I think), he takes a wrong turn and I see him going anywhere but the right direction, so I give him a call and he says "If you don't know English use the Internet"

I'll probably remember better stories once I push the post button.