TGIF - Joke (Kuala Lumpur)
Donald Trump was invited to address a major gathering of the
American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every
Native American's present standard of living. He referred to how
he had supported every Native American issue that came to the news media.
Although Mr Trump was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most
enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers."
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented him with a
plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle."
The proud Mr Trump accepted the plaque and then departed
in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came
to select the new name they had given to the "want-to-be" Presidential Candidate.
They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.