Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous girl in a bar." "What did you do?" says the other IT guy. "Well, I invited her over to my place to have dinner and drink. We had dinner with a couple of drinks then she suddenly asked me to make her feel special" "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy. "I then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop." "Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration?" "It's a 8 GB RAM, 3 Ghz Intel i7 3rd gen processor, 1 TB SATA Hdd Protected content , 16' LED capacitive touch screen, Windows 8 pro, NVIDIA GT graphic card with 2GB dedicated ram latest dual layer blueray drive and mobile internet connectivity card and....."