anyone unemployed in paris

hello my name is karl and im from perth in australia,me and my wife want to go to paris for 2 weeks and berlin for a week holiday around the 1st november Protected content looking for someone who can be our translator, tour guide and camera man for family video and photos .. looking for person who can speak english and french ..will pay well and pay all expenses..we are easy going couple ,no time wasters or scammers please.( Protected content )