Top gear in Egypt (Cairo)

I love Jeremy Clarkson. There I've said it. He may be a sexist, shapeless big lump of slobbering manhood, working his way through an extended mid life crisis, but there is something about his wit and charm that makes me go weak at the knees, It's pathetic really I know. So after a few too many glasses of fine Egyptian wine oxymoron, yes,  I had a thought ........how could I wangle him out to Egypt?

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