Financial Health Specialist! (Ljubljana)

(experience preferred but not required)

Hey there,

Are the problems of late-stage capitalism wearing you down?

Is your pension plan basically "work until I kick the bucket”?

Will Artificial Intelligence replace labor altogether and doom us all?

That's a shockingly intense line of questioning for a job ad, isn't it?

It's okay, we'll clarify below.

We represent a corporation that likes to shock both through our messaging and the fascinating way through which we conduct our business.

Although we're not able to fix the world's problems, we have the necessary outlook to understand the core issues that a jobseeker like yourself may have, so please apply if you seek the following:

-A career with meaning:

Our bread and butter are the vast array of financial services that we provide.

Banking, finance, investments, corporate and individual insurance, we do them all. Your tool belt will be full, and we will show you how impactful a financial health planner can be in other people's lives.

-An education:

We will teach you all the aforementioned subjects and more. You'll have ample time to develop and learn among the best in the business.

-Real flexibility:

Do you already have a job? It doesn't matter to us as long as you're able to spare some time for your development.

We prefer starting a part-time collaboration with the applicants that we deem talented and, after Protected content it will be up to them if they want to pursue this career full time or continue as they started.

-People that remember how to not act like a corporate drone:

You are likely already catching on that we understand the importance of quality work relationships. Come join likeminded people and see where we can build towards.

-M O N E Y:

Oooh, we said that taboo word that corporations are afraid to talk about. Doesn't it make your stomach turn every time you see "competitive salary" in a job ad?

Our compensation is commission-based.

It's not "competitive", it's scalable.

We work with money so it's only logical that the opportunity to earn is beyond a simple 9 to 5 job.

Haven't worked on a commission-only plan before? There has never been a better time to try. There are no strings attached and there is absolutely nothing to lose.
Will you allow us to show you a different way of thriving?

Let us know.